Zigismunda formosa (melannen) wrote,
Zigismunda formosa
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the opportune moment

Dear SGA fandom: Sometimes a lemon is just a lemon. And sometimes it's a codeword for copious amounts of sex. Either way, freaking calm down already. You lot look insane. And not in the fun way.

In other news, I am at my sister's apartment. Have been since Wednesday. Mostly, it's been pirates.
Poll #781727 A poll! A poll!

If some were to finally write the story where the Black Pearl was the pirate ship that brought Hamlet back to Elsinore, it would need to have:

Prince Hamlet/Captain Jack Sparrow (OTP of north-northwest!)
0(0.0%)
Pintel/Ragetti/Rosencrantz/Guildenstern.
0(0.0%)
Kraken/Elsinore, in homage to Squidwarts, and the original Scandinavian..
0(0.0%)
No sex whatsoever!!!
0(0.0%)
Crossdressing.
0(0.0%)
Long-lost siblings.
0(0.0%)
Lots and lots of plot.
0(0.0%)
Blood, love, and rhetoric.
1(7.7%)
Fourth-wall breaking.
0(0.0%)
A happy ending in which certain people are rescued from the icy tentacles of death by stratagems undreamt of in any rational philosophy!
0(0.0%)
Eunuchs.
0(0.0%)
So much anachronism that hourglasses spontaneously turn into digital watches.
0(0.0%)
Copious amounts of rum.
1(7.7%)
Iambic pentameter.
0(0.0%)
Something else, on which I will elaborate at length in the comments!
0(0.0%)

Right, break over. Back to homework.
Tags: pirates, polls, sga
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